A blazer is a man’s answer to the woman’s purse. Indeed, when on the go, most men carry many of the following items:
1) Wallet
2) Phone
3) Keys
4) Carmex
5) Cigarettes/Cigar
6) Lighter
7) Medicinals
Dressing well has its functional advantages. A blazer can comfortably carry the things we need. That’s because a blazer typically contains the following pockets:
1) Outside chest
2) Right waist
3) Left waist
4) Interior right chest pocket
5) Interior left chest pocket
6) Cigar pocket
7) pen/glasses pocket
Wearing a blazer assists in carrying these items in a more sophisticated way than in your pockets or hand.
This is especially true if one is out socially and bringing a briefcase or bag would be inappropriate or at least inconvenient.
-Craig Arthur von Schroeder
FOUNDER, Commonwealth Proper
*All pictures from Commonwealth Proper
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